Caption Contest Winner: Money to Burn?

Last week, we asked our readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Earlier this week, you voted on the finalists. We should probably announce the winner before another George Mason Law student finances his education with “charitable” donations….

Before we get to the winner, we noticed that a lot of readers were skeptical about the location of the explosion in relation to the law school. We were told that the accident occurred “across the street,” but readers countered that it was more like “down the block or around the corner.”

Our original tipster was kind enough to provide us with this arts-and-crafts panoramic photo of the scene, where “2X = Location of car fire and 0 = Location of driver as she watched her car burn up”:

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Yep, that’s across the street — or intersection, if you want to be particular — from the law school.

But without further ado, here’s the winning caption:

Looks like the Italian American Law Students Association is trying to “petition” the Dean again.

NOOOO! NO APOLLONIA! Looks like they made Dean Polsby an offer he couldn’t refuse.

Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an ATL t-shirt).

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Caption Contest: Money to Burn?