Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this depressing photo:

For those of you who are just joining us, this homeless man’s hat reads “FORDHAM LAW.” Let’s have a look at what our readers were able to come up with, and then vote on finalists….

There were so many great captions to choose from, but we were finally able to narrow it down to these eight finalists:

A. Hanging a cardboard box is the new hanging a shingle.

B. His net worth is $150,000 higher than that of a Fordham Law grad.

C. “My other vehicle is a cupcake truck.”

D. Cart — Appropriated
Banana’s — $0.49/lbs
Fordham Law hat — $150K
Not having to do Doc Review — Priceless

E. “Good thing I went to a Tier 1 school. I’d be sitting on pleather if I went to a TTT.”

F. Bitches at Sallie Mae can’t find me if I’m nomadic.

G. Fordham Law: The best school for getting great OSIs (On-Shelter-Interviews)

H. “Does redeeming plastic bottles collected from street trash bins count as ‘employed upon graduation’?”

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time).

Which is the best caption for this photo?

  • H (34%, 556 Votes)
  • B (24%, 400 Votes)
  • F (18%, 299 Votes)
  • D (10%, 159 Votes)
  • C (6%, 98 Votes)
  • E (3%, 54 Votes)
  • A (3%, 49 Votes)
  • G (2%, 27 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,642

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Earlier: Caption Contest: What Can You Do With a Fordham Law Degree?


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