Non-Sequiturs: 09.22.11

* Airbag makes lawyer an airhead. [Legal Blog Watch]

* Antonin Scalia as Harry Potter? Antonin Scalia as Harry Potter? Justice Scalia as the rule-breaking boy-wizard who never lets the traditions and expectations of the past stop him from trying to do the right thing? Are you freaking kidding me? Scalia is the goddamn Dolores Umbridge of the Harry Potter universe. [Gawker]

* People need to stop bitching about our new robot army and start digging towards the Earth’s core, where it’s still warm. [The Volokh Conspiracy]

* Is this insider trading, or did the SEC just get confused? [Dealbreaker]

* Jail sucks for everybody, but it’s got to be even worse if you are the wife of the warden. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Happy Anniversary, Lawyer2Lawyer. [Robert Ambrogi’s Law Sites]

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