Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this trashy photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers were able to come up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (the seven captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus):

A. Having catalogued the total number of volumes, microfilm, microfiche, and titles, this dumpster is hereby accredited.

– ABA

B. WARNING: Any recent graduates observed stealing books will be reported to US News as “employed as research assistants.”

C. Allow me to direct you to our pro se research area.

D. Only needing his superior legal mind, Greg Berry threw away his firm’s entire library.

E. Not satisfied by merely bragging about his offer, William threw his law books into the dumpster behind school so his unemployed classmates would have to dig through them to find dinner.

F. “And here we find my firm’s library. Please disregard the stench of fetid garbage. And behind the library is my client consultation room. Please unzip now; I’ve got another consultation in 3 minutes.”

– Reema Bajaj to prospective johns… errr… clients.

G. The newest category in the Cooley rankings: Cubic footage of exterior library annex.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, OCTOBER 16, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time).

Which is the best caption for this photo?

  • A (41%, 510 Votes)
  • B (21%, 264 Votes)
  • G (13%, 164 Votes)
  • D (12%, 153 Votes)
  • C (7%, 89 Votes)
  • E (3%, 32 Votes)
  • F (3%, 30 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,242

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Earlier: Caption Contest: Ugh, Our Library Is Such a Dump


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