Non-Sequiturs: 10.18.11

* If a lockout happens in a league nobody pays attention to until April anyway, does it make a sound? [Legal Blitz]

* Above the Law: The Experience. [Faculty Lounge]

* If giving porn to prisoners prevents one rape — one single “this ain’t no fairy tale,” horrible occurrence of serving time for a minor crime, and then getting raped in your rectum — then I think prisoners should have as much of it as humanly possible. [The Legal Satyricon]

* I gotta think the right to robot counsel will herald a great new day in the cause of indigent criminal defense. [The Trial Warrior Blog]

* A man who licked the scraped knee of a woman who fell is getting charged with assault. As he should. Because that is a pervy thing to do, regardless of how many protestations of “I was just trying to help” he makes. [The Smoking Gun]

* Laughing is good for attorneys. Unless it’s directed at judges. [Underdog]

* The real truth is that Bess Levin can’t read. [Atlantic Wire]

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