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A Message from Career Services: Ladies, Please Learn How to Dress Yourselves

We thought that we had gotten the point across on this in October: ladies, if you dress like hookers, the only jobs you'll get will be underneath a partner's desk. But apparently that message fell on deaf ears, because one law school's Career & Professional Development Office had to co-sponsor an event with the school's Women Law Students Association on how to properly dress for an interview....

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Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? (No bows ever! Stay away from bows — they “look messy.” Go back to the advice on blouses and start over.)

After remedying the horrors of their visible panty lines, female students at Duke Law might consider the fact that they (a) aren’t wearing the right bras, and (b) even if they are, they likely have no idea how to clean them. Apparently all of these women sprouted breasts when they decided to enroll in law school, and their mommies never explained to them how to wash their newly-purchased training bras. What sad times we live in.

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