Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:
Let’s have a look at what our readers were able to come up with, and then vote on the finalists….
Here are the finalists (the eight captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus):
A. Torts: Slip and fall.
Trial advocacy: Other guy wasn’t looking, no witness to slip and fall.
Critical race theory: White man clearly keeping black man down.
Feminist jurisprudence: Why aren’t women represented in this picture?
Elie Mystal: Good Samaritan liability.
B. New Cooley ranking factor: Aggregate cushioned surface area.
C. Before making it to the couch for his afternoon nap, Elie collapses from the exhaustion of authoring his first ATL post of the day.
D. In the final moments before this summer’s bar exam, one law graduate has already realized that searching for loose change is more important than a few more minutes of studying.
E. The ABA finally accredited the IKEA School of Law.
F. Now the students don’t have to bring their knee pads with them for their OCI interviews!
G. Since the ABA wasn’t doing anything, the AMA has stepped up and classified going to law school as a mental disorder.
H. Please have a seat. Reema will be by to see you shortly…
Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time).
Which is the best caption for this photo?
- B (19%, 181 Votes)
- E (19%, 176 Votes)
- A (15%, 146 Votes)
- H (13%, 124 Votes)
- D (12%, 109 Votes)
- F (8%, 74 Votes)
- G (8%, 71 Votes)
- C (6%, 63 Votes)
Total Voters: 944
Earlier: Caption Contest: Have a Seat…