Legally Themed Halloween Costume Contest: 2011

Oh Halloween, a time when the keenest minds have an opportunity to dress up as obscure legal concepts that will baffle their friends. But not Above the Law readers. Oh, we get the jokes, all the jokes. Which is probably a little sad....

My sign wasn’t nearly large enough, but it said:

“I spent 100,000 gold doubloons to go to Pirate School. But landlubbing Banks foreclosed on all me mates. I tried to buy me own ship; but with my credit score they wouldn’t even loan me a plank. Now, instead of chasing booty & treaure on the high seas, I swab the keyboards. WE ARRRR the 99%.”

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