Non-Sequiturs: 11.14.11

* A fifth grade girl attacks her teacher for taking her candy, and the mother doesn’t think the child should have been arrested. We agree. I think they should have arrested the mother who’s had years to correct this behavior. [Huffington Post]

* …Speaking of things not to let your daughter do. [The Legal Satyricon]

Enough of the little girls, lets get to the little boys version of NS….

* The lawyer who started the ball rolling against Jim Tressel says he didn’t violate any rules of profession conduct. What, did this guy pass the MPRE in Michigan? [ESPN]

* Child support rules written in a way even pro-athletes can understand. [The Legal Blitz]

* NBA: The Lawsuit. [Slate]

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* …You can’t really say that the NBA is imploding though, not in a world that includes Penn State. [Legal Blog Watch]

* Top ten female lawyers in mergers & acquisitions. Insert female merger joke here. [Law 360]

* A new typeface inspired by lawyers. [Design]

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