Behind the Breast Implants: A Look into the Life of Tamara Tanzillo

On Wednesday, we brought you the titillating tale of Tamara Tanzillo. Attorneys with breast implants and alleged exhibitionist tendencies are apparently the key to success in the law blogging world, because the story went viral. Readers have requested more information about our favorite Boss Lady, and we are more than happy to oblige. Read on to get all of the details about this fiery, legal redhead -- including her bra size....

Tanzillo later claimed that someone had been tweeting on her account without her permission, but pffft, whatever, those are just details.

We reached out to Tanzillo for comment, but we haven’t heard back from her yet. And we’re probably not going to. After a quick consult with her personal Twitter account, we found that yesterday she tweeted the following in response to a 1L fan:

I’d rather have no publicity. #15minutesisover

Boss Lady, if you can find it in your heart of ginger hearts to tell us your side of the story — remember, we’re only dealing with allegations right now — we’re sure that your adoring fans would greatly appreciate it.

Besides, if anyone can live through 15 minutes of fame (or infamy), it’s Tanzillo. On her Red Letter Law blog (via Google Cache), she writes these brave words — not to be confused with the lyrics to “Stronger” by Britney Spears:

I am a stronger woman. … I have never been more proud to be a successful woman who can weather the storm like no one else. I am a fighter. I do not accept labels that are placed on me by others or society. I define myself.

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Boss Lady, if you’re so strong, you should make this your claim to fame. Find some way to put a positive spin on all of the drama. Why not pitch a reality show? How about a book deal about a reportedly drunken, slutty attorney? Come on, the possibilities are endless.

For now, we have a suggestion for you: the next time you allegedly wind up naked in a car, make sure that your staff has a mink coat on hand for you to cover up with. Because really, if you’re going to be naked and wasted, at least do it with style.

Chicago Attorney Tamara Tanzillo [Red Letter Law]
Bursted Bubble [Red Letter Law Blog – via Google Cache]

Earlier: Chicago Attorney Allegedly Showed Her Breast Implants to Co-Workers; Blames Blago for Ethics Complaint

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