Non-Sequiturs: 02.02.12

* Lawyer who allegedly sued people for illegally downloading such classics as “Teen Anal Nightmare” and “Juicy White Anal Booty 4” has been charged with a felony. Will he be the next star of “Federal Anal Penitentiary Penetration: 3 – 5.” [Ars Techina]

* Why read Google’s new privacy policy when Kash can do it for you? [Not So Private Parts / Forbes]

* This is a great post about why we need lawyers and judges to be dispassionate. In this tragedy the light punishment probably fits the questionable crime. [Simple Justice]

* SOPA was more than a bad law. It was a total failure to understand a new political reality. [The Volokh Conspiracy]

* Is that somebody criticizing David Boies’ work on AIG? Are people allowed to do that? I don’t know, I try not to look directly into the sun lest my eyes be burned out by its magnificence. [Dealbreaker]

* Ivy Gate wonders why the New York Times wedding section didn’t pick up the Bobbit wedding we reported about earlier today. It probably has nothing to do with the 175 year age difference. [Ivy Gate]

* Video at Lat talking at Michigan Law. Lat has now visited every “T-14” law school. He’s completed that faster than I’ve been able to complete my own goal of owing money to every T-14 law school. [Michigan Law]

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