And now we come to the part of our day where students at top law schools have their toolishness exposed for the entertainment of the masses.

In the arena today are not one, but two, Harvard Law 3Ls who are in need of a date for the Barrister’s Ball. Instead of securing a date in the normal way, they’re trying to see what their Crimson credentials will net them on the open market of Craigslist.

Oh, they say that they’re looking for two dates, but I’m willing to bet just one woman could take them both on….

Here’s the ad from the Boston Craigslist:

The kids are calling themselves “graduates” in the body and 3Ls in the title, but I’m guessing the women in their target audience will not really appreciate such subtle distinctions.

Clearly, I’m not the intended audience for this ad, so I asked Marin if this kind of thing actually works. She opined: “Why would I care if someone is wealthy for a one-night stand? They’re not spending that wealth on me.” Come to think of it, I don’t think Marin is in their target audience either.

You know, back in my day, we didn’t have Craigslist to ensnare morally open girls into our little two-for-one deals. All we had was Wellesley.

Third Year Law Students Seek Dates for Barrister’s Ball – 26 (Boston) [Craigslist]


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