Non-Sequiturs: 03.29.12

* Jesus horses are banned from standardized tests in New York. [Huffington Post]

* Tune in to hear to our own Chris Danzig f*** Twitter. Wait, that came out wrong. [Daily Wrap]

* Dude puts out a bounty on the guy who stole his truck, and I don’t see anything wrong with it. [Legal Juice]

* Law firm Moneyball. [Constitutional Daily]

* Dealbreaker’s new advice column has a thorough breakdown of the best burger in New York. [Dealbreaker]

* I bet becoming a Tumblr star is a lot easier than making partner. But much harder than passing the bar. [Forbes]

* A quick reminder to send in your Law Revue videos and to check out Quinn Emanuel’s recruiting meet-up that we mentioned earlier this week. [Above the Law]

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