March 2012
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Bad Ideas, Food, Law Schools, LLMs, Student Loans
Law School Contemplates Offering Dumbest LL.M. Ever
Law school reaches a new level of uselessness.... -
In-House Counsel
Inside Straight: What's The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Doctor?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a doctor? In-house columnist Mark Herrmann explains. - Sponsored
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Airplanes / Aviation, Bankruptcy, Baseball, Biglaw, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Fashion, Federal Government, Health Care / Medicine, Morning Docket, Trademarks
Morning Docket: 03.29.12
* If Obamacare gets struck down, do you think insurance companies will allow children to remain on their parents’ plans until age 26? My Magic 8-Ball says: “Outlook not so good.” [Wall Street Journal] * There’s no crying in baseball bankruptcy sales! Which Biglaw firms hit a home run for playing a part in the […]
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Law School Deans, Law Schools, Musical Chairs
Larry Kramer Is Stepping Down as Dean of Stanford Law School
Dean Larry Kramer of Stanford Law is stepping down at the end of the summer. What will he be doing next? -
Announcements, Contests, Law Revue, Law Revue Video Contest, Law Schools, Videos, YouTube
Above the Law's Fourth Annual Law Revue Video Contest: May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
It's the moment you've all been waiting for: we're now accepting nominations for Above the Law's fourth annual Law Revue Video Contest! -
Non-Sequiturs
Non-Sequiturs: 03.28.12
* A warning label for law school: hey, why not? [Tax Prof Blog] * What are the laws of the world’s smallest nation? [Ars Technica] * If we end up with no health care reform, do we have right-wing bloggers to blame? [The Atlantic] * Speaking of the Obamacare arguments, would a simpler approach have worked for Don Verrilli in front of SCOTUS? [Recess Appointments] * A new law school on Daytona Beach? Well, I’m sure that school will attract a lot of “talent.” [Daytona Beach News-Journal] * Professors Miriam Cherry and Paul Secunda ask: Are law review submissions like the Hunger Games? [SSRN] * Are professors working hard or hardly working? [Adjunct Law Prof Blog] * Global warming creates jobs? [Slate] -
Advertising, Shameless Plugs, This Is an Ad
Thanks So Much to This Week's Advertisers
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Law School Deans, Law Schools, Musical Chairs, Partner Issues, Patton Boggs
Musical Chairs: From Patton Boggs Partner to Brooklyn Law School Dean
Going from a law firm partnership to a law school deanship is an unusual move. What’s behind Nick Allard’s career shift? - Sponsored
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Antonin Scalia, Health Care / Medicine, Quote of the Day, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
Quote of the Day: Shot Through the Heart / And Congress Is to Blame / You Give Obamacare a Bad Name
Justice Antonin Scalia weighs in on Obamacare during today's oral arguments at the Supreme Court. -
Education / Schools, Free Speech, Kids, Privacy, Rank Stupidity, Technology, Twittering
Why the F*** Was This High School Student Expelled for Tweeting the F-Word?
An Indiana high school student was expelled for a 2:30 a.m tweet from his home -- a tweet that was simply a juvenile exploration on the word “f***." You have to be f***ing kidding me.… -
Contracts, In-House Counsel, Rudeness
House Rules: Leverage Abuse
David Mowry thinks that bluster can begin as soon as the adversary reads your bio and decides that you are not quite a peer. This inappropriate elitism only worsens when one side gains the upper hand.... -
Biglaw, Billable Hours, Kids, Partner Issues, Partner Profits
Married to the Firm: Partners Act Like My Kids
What is it like being married to a man who's married to his firm? A Biglaw spouse tells all.... -
Anthony Kennedy, Election 2012, Federal Government, Health Care / Medicine, Paul Clement, Politics, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
Obamacare Goes to Court, Day Three: Republicans Come for Medicaid
Day three of the Obamacare oral arguments....
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Legal AI: 3 Steps Law Firms Should Take Now
Is The Future Of Law Distributed? Lessons From The Tech Adoption Curve
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Biglaw, Caption Contests, Contests, Pictures
Caption Contest Finalists: The Hunger Games -- Biglaw Style
Would death matches be a more appropriate way to screen Biglaw candidates? Apparently, at least one firm thinks so. Check out our latest caption contest.... -
Biglaw, Bonuses, H. Rodgin Cohen, Money, Partner Issues
Sullivan & Cromwell Will Pay Spring Bonuses -- But Will They Be Too Small To Be Worth Matching?
Sullivan & Cromwell plans to pay spring bonuses, but how big will they be? Big enough to require matching from other firms? -
In-House Counsel, Law Schools, Money, Student Loans
The 'It Gets Worse' Project
Do you regret going to law school? Here's an idea for you. -
Antonin Scalia, Biglaw, Boutique Law Firms, Health Care / Medicine, Law Schools, Morning Docket, Small Law Firms, UVA Law
Morning Docket: 03.28.12
* Obamacare’s individual mandate may be in jeopardy, and it’s all because of that stupid broccoli debate. No, Scalia, as delicious as it is, not everyone would have to buy broccoli. [New York Times]
* Biglaw firms aren’t going away, but thanks to the recent onslaught of partner defections to small law firms, their high hourly rates might soon be going the way of the dodo. [Corporate Counsel]
* The “good” news: Northwestern Law will be limiting its tuition hike to the rate of inflation. The bad news: next year, it will cost $53,168 to attend. I officially don’t want to live on this planet anymore. [National Law Journal]
* A Littler Mendelson partner is recovering from a stabbing that occurred during a home invasion. On the bright side, at least he’s not a partner at Dewey — that’s a fate worse than being stabbed these days. [Am Law Daily]
* Law school applicants are dropping like flies, but some law schools were able to attract record numbers of students. UVA Law must have some real expertise in recruiting collar poppers. [The Short List / U.S. News]
* “I have a suggestion for you; next time, keep your [expletive] legs closed.” O Canada, that’s the basis of one crazy class action suit, eh? Dudley Do-Right would never treat a female Mountie like that. [Globe and Mail]
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Contests, Law Schools, Legal Ethics, March Madness
ATL March Madness (2012): The Most Honest Law School Final Four
The most honest final four... -
Bloomberg, Crime, Deaths, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Fashion, Football, Guns / Firearms, Labor / Employment, Non-Sequiturs, Pornography, Privacy, Sports, Videos, Violence, YouTube
Non-Sequiturs: 03.27.12
* Alexander Wang says that he wasn’t running a sweatshop and that the former employee making the allegations was actually mean to all the other indentured servants workers. [Fashionista] * We’re well into the phase of the Trayvon Martin investigation where people are trying to blame the victim, but until they show me a guy […] -
Education / Schools, Job Searches, Law Schools, New Jersey, New York Times, Unemployment
Quote of the Day: Hey, At Least He's at a 'T14' Law School
You shouldn't go to law school, right? Well, here's a counterargument: what else are you going to do with yourself? Class of 2011 college graduates are suffering massive unemployment.