Caption Contest Finalists: California Dreamin'

Lawyers can deal with unemployment and food stamps, but are any of them homeless? Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest….

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (the five captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, plus some underrated captions submitted before the deadline):

A. Class of 2009 Reunion.

B. Proof positive that gunners even exist at unaccredited schools.

C. “Well, I had to sleep somewhere, and I figured this was a good location since there was supposed to be some kind of a ‘toilet’ nearby.”

D. Having heard that people here each indiscriminately throw out $40,000 per year, he got in line early to rummage through the dumpster.

E. “If the applicant is young, tell him he’s too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.”

F. Dewey & LeBoeuf’s 2012 OCI.

G. Lawyerly Lairs: Unaccredited Law School Edition

H. New Cooley ranking factor: Number of Roads Scholars per class.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

Which is the best caption for this photo?

  • G (22%, 219 Votes)
  • A (19%, 187 Votes)
  • H (14%, 133 Votes)
  • D (13%, 130 Votes)
  • E (11%, 104 Votes)
  • F (8%, 80 Votes)
  • C (6%, 63 Votes)
  • B (6%, 62 Votes)

Total Voters: 978

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