Erica Rose

Remember Erica Rose? You may be wondering what has happened to this reality TV law school hottie since we last wrote about her endeavors on VH1’s “You’re Cut Off.” Back then, Ms. Rose, a former Bachelor contestant and a delicious debutante from Texas, struggled to survive without her father’s trust fund to guide her through life.

But don’t judge this book by its cover, because she has very high aspirations — she wants to become the next Nancy Grace or the future Judge Judy. And, of course, she thinks that she’ll be able to rise to the occasion in no time flat. Why? Because she’s “prettier than they are.” Beauty Plastic surgery from daddy certainly has its perks.

Since graduating from the University of Houston Law Center in 2011, Erica’s been working it out mentally and physically. “Dr. Phil” has endorsed her career as an Entertainment Legal expert, and she plans to take the Texas and California bar exams.

Unfortunately, as we all know, it’s hard out there for a recent law school graduate. Hey, if you can’t get a job, make one for yourself. And like Kanye West, Erica wants to help you get right for the summer with her Stiletto Bikini Blast Workout DVD. “Because who wants to wear a bikini without stilettos?”

Oh gee, Erica, I don’t know the answer to that question. I’m going to guess that it probably involves women who don’t fish dollar bills out of their g-strings for a living, but that’s besides the point. Anyway, we received this tip in our email yesterday:

Recent University of Houston Law Center graduate, erstwhile reality TV star, and self-proclaimed “legal expert” Erica Rose has a heretofore unknown website (at least to most of her law school colleagues) promoting her latest venture sure to elevate the status of female attorneys everywhere as well as increase the standing of UH graduates in general.

So what does this lovely lawyer-in-training’s Stiletto Bikini Blast entail? Perhaps a motion to suppress your cellulite? Let’s take a look at what you can get for the low, low price of just fifteen bucks:

As you can see, unlike the trolls she claims attended her law school, Erica’s all about maintaining her appearance. But alas, it seems that she’s an FRCP Rule 8(a) diva — she’s only capable of making short and plain statements with the word “like” interspersed throughout. Perhaps if she had spent more time studying instead of honing her “judgmental attitude,” Ms. Rose would already be the “younger, hotter, Judge Judy.”

We certainly wish Erica Rose the best of luck with her latest enterprise. If you’d like to see more of bikini babe Erica and her workout co-star, Cari Shoemate, you can click through to the next page….


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