Let the record show that a person running for President of the United States has spent a week willfully misrepresenting the statement of the incumbent president.

The “you didn’t build that” comment has been grossly taken out of context. Everybody agrees that it’s been grossly taken out of context. And yet some people keep taking it out of context to advance a point that the president believes something that he never said. I’m honestly stunned that in the so-called greatest democracy in the world, we can’t even debate things that people have actually said.

But since that’s what people are talking about, we might as well meme it up. Our Comment of the Week does just that….

Our most popular story this week was about the diary of the lesbian summer associate. I know, you’re as shocked as I am that the mere thought of girls kissing burned up our servers. It’s almost like Biglaw readers are desperate for the touch of a woman. Or two.

In any event, one commenter successfully merged lesbian love with current events. From commenter robertmeerdahl:

“If you’ve been successful hooking up with a lesbian, you didn’t get it on your own. … I’m always struck by lesbians who think, well, it must be because I was just so hot. If you’re stuffing your mouth full of [censored] — you didn’t tap that. Somebody else made that happen.”

- Obama

I’ll tell you one thing, there’d be a lot less lesbian love in this country if the conservatives had their way. I’m certainly going to vote for the guy who thinks government has a responsibility to create an environment where lesbians can flourish.

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