Hey I Just Met You, and This Is Crazy, But Your Lawyerly Music Videos Are Not Good

Some attorneys seriously need to not produce "comedic" music videos.

On the downside, Siobhan Beasley’s voice is as bad, if not worse, than the singers at Allen Matkins. The music is a weird, low-fi, canned xylophone-type melody that sounds like the Culps. The rhyming is inconsistent at best, and there’s a weird digression regarding her desire for Mitt to protect her from Paul Ryan and his views on “legitimate rape.”

Yeah, not funny, and a little creepy. But that’s just my opinion; decide for yourself:

Beasley also has an uncomfortable comedy sketch online about how unfunny trying to make comedy out of human rights atrocities can be — in which she makes jokes about human rights atrocities.

Okay, I’ve been listening to this crap for 35 minutes now, and I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to go listen to some Metallica before I go crazy.

Call Me Maybe: Legal Parody by Allen Matkins [YouTube]
I’ve Got A Crush On Mitt Romney [YouTube]

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