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Caption Contest Finalists: Getting Hot and Heavy Between the Stacks

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. A young David Lat overheats while briefing Lawrence v. Texas.

B. The student loan collectors got off to an early start with this 3L.

C. Hoping to ace the torts final by distracting his fellow classmates in the library, this 1L set out to become an “attractive nuisance.”

D. Underneath Their Robes – Learned Hand Special Edition.

E. Due to high tuition, Cooley law students can afford books or clothing, but not both.

F. Timmy 1L is a strong believer in his Second Amendment right to bare arms.

G. He writes the motion and he puts it in the basket or else he gets the hose again.

H. Aaron can barely concentrate on studying as he imagines all of the anonymous compliments that are being posted about him on Facebook right about now.

I. “We’re going streaking, through the quad and into the [law library].” “Who is streaking?” “There’s more coming.”

J. Law school will try to break you and take away your friends and family, your sanity, and especially your money. It will take from you everything but the shirt off your b- … crap.

K. This first year associate apparently was confused when opposing counsel told him to drop his suit.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?
A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K.   

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