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Non-Sequiturs: 01.11.13

Housewife: best job ever?

* Go to BuzzFeed to see pictures of cute animals, or go to BuzzFeed to see some quality journalism — like Chris Geidner’s profile of Edith Windsor, plaintiff in one of the landmark gay-marriage cases before the Supreme Court. [BuzzFeed]

* “A python is fairly dangerous. There’s definitely a turn-on about hunting something carnivorous that could, in theory, eat you,” says the NYU law student heading to Florida to hunt pythons for prize money. [Bloomberg]

* Looking for work? It’s time to head south, before everyone else does. Word is starting to get out about Texas, which boasts a low cost of living, no state income tax, and jobs — yes, actual freaking jobs. [Instapundit]

* But there’s no shortage of jobs in the housewife sector. If that’s what you want to do, then be fruitful, multiply, and remove your résumé from consideration at the jobs you’ve unwillingly applied to. [The Careerist]

* Although a reference from this century would’ve been appreciated, both Lat and Elie agree that I’m pretty damn great at “mak[ing] everything be okay.” Where’s a cute hat to toss when you need one? [Law and More]

* Lat sometimes dabbles in Biglaw predictions (despite the risks of being wrong). If you’re interested in seeing more, watch him in this interview with Lee Pacchia of Bloomberg Law….

Lat thinks firms will go big or go home in 2013, by way of mergers:

Lat: Law Firms Must Get Big, Profitable or Lost [Bloomberg Law via YouTube]

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9 Responses to “Non-Sequiturs: 01.11.13”

  1. nohomo says:

    Male NYU law students normally hunt for pythons via the M4M ads in craigslist (there are a lot of homos at NYU law).

    • Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight says:

      but you don’t know anything about that because you’re not homo.

      • nohomo says:

        No. Unlike about half of the male NYU law student body, I don’t go surfing craigslist every night looking for Shane Diesel-esque cock.

        • Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight says:

          No worries. As long as you say you didn’t enjoy it, you’re not homo. Them’s the rules.

          • Brocaine_Brandy says:

            So no then no one that ever hooked up with Meyerhoffer is gay? Because there is no way anyone could ever enjoy anything associated with that guy other than death by stoning.

    • Attractive Nuisance says:

      Finally, some useful information for 0Ls.

  2. Bro_Camel says:

    Way to look a gift horse in the mouth, Staci. The woman goes out of her way to praise you, and you insult her.

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