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Caption Contest Finalists: For Want of a Biglaw Banana

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. On the bright side, at least they’re not paying peanuts.

B. Further proof that first year associates are basically highly-trained monkeys.

C. Bananas is a euphemism for coke and hookers. This sign was posted on the door to the K&E Partner’s Lounge.

D. Management realized that, without free bananas, Kirkland loses a lot of its appeal.


F. …but feel free to drink the Kool-Aid immediately.

G. Orange you glad you don’t have to work late tonight, first-year associates?

H. In protest, K&E attorneys hurl fæces at staff (instead of their usual practice of filing it with the 7th Circuit).

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • B. (39%, 437 Votes)
  • F. (13%, 149 Votes)
  • A. (13%, 142 Votes)
  • H. (12%, 130 Votes)
  • C. (9%, 103 Votes)
  • D. (8%, 92 Votes)
  • G. (4%, 40 Votes)
  • E. (3%, 32 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,125

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