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Caption Contest Finalsts: Because The Pay Is Better Than Doc Review

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. And we’re stopped at a red light which means it’s time for a RED LIGHT CHALLENGE! Thirty Seconds on the clock. Name 4 reasons why applying to law school was a bad decision…

B. Hahaha! The real money’s in eDiscovery bikes!

C. More hot docs for review in the eDiscovery Bang Bus.

D. Driver wanted. Must be top-25% grad of T14 law school. Law review and/or moot court strongly preferred. Clerkship experience is a plus. Reasonably clean driving, rehab, and criminal records required. Minimum wage, plus tips. ATL commentariat need not apply.

E. $8.75 for 2,370 pages of redacted files? Worst. Food truck. Ever.

F. Not pictured: Career services officer recording the names of winning law grads for inclusion on “gainfully employed” list.

G. The catch: You actually pay that money to Ben Bailey and he takes you to Wheeling, West Virginia.

H. There are over 13,000 eDiscovery attorneys on the streets of the Big Apple, but there’s only one that found a job which required a JD within 9 months of graduation!

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 3, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • D. (29%, 168 Votes)
  • F. (17%, 98 Votes)
  • A. (17%, 96 Votes)
  • E. (13%, 74 Votes)
  • C. (9%, 52 Votes)
  • H. (7%, 39 Votes)
  • G. (7%, 38 Votes)
  • B. (2%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 579

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