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Caption Contest Finalists: The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Law Dean

A look at Case Western Law's Dean Lawrence Mitchell as you've never seen him before.

By Staci Zaretsky

onMarch 11, 2013 at 6:01 PMMarch 13, 2013 at 9:30 AM

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

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I hate to admit it, but these were some of the best caption submissions that I’ve seen in a while. Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. This is the number of shits I do not give about my students.

B. Victory, smiling at those who mock me, while I fill my law school class.

C. In the latest round of Law School Transparency news, Dean Mitchell offers to “open the kimono.”
Journalists everywhere quickly decline.

D. Case Western had at least …. THIS MANY first time bar-passers last year.

E. Ryan Lochte in 10 years.

F. The number of jobs you will need to work to pay off your student loans.

G. Give peace a chance, because giving Career services a chance didn’t work out.

H. “I make a six-figure salary by fleecing twenty-somethings, but dressing like a complete f**ktard assuages my liberal guilt.”

I. Dean Mitchell demonstrates the percentage of graduates employed within nine months of graduation.

J. The new Ed Harris movie looks terrible.