Caption Contest: Futures Made, Bank Accounts Crippled

With advertisements like this, it's no wonder law schools are getting sued over employment statistics.

These days, all anyone cares about are employment statistics. Law schools are getting sued over them. Law school rankings are dropping because of them. Law school administrators are losing their jobs over them. It’s at the point where even average joes are aware of the problems law school graduates are having when it comes to getting a job. Dear Lord, when is the madness going to end?!?

Probably as soon as ads like this stop showing up in the most curious of places….

Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. This ad is placed where law grads may some day be panhandling for the funds necessary to begin their student loan repayment.

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by TUESDAY, MARCH 19, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

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