Federal Government, Rudeness

Federal Regulators Don't Even Know How To Blow Their Noses

Has the federal government been deprived of tissue boxes?

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COMMODITY FUTURES TRADING COMMISSION — 5TH FLOOR MEN’S ROOM

Fifth Floor Gentlemen,

We expect our workplace to be clean and comfortable. On multiple occasions that cleanliness and comfort has been violated by someone in the 5th floor men’s restroom who is not using tissue to blow their nose. This inappropriate act has caused concern and resulted in a significant number of complaints from men who use the restroom every day. This act is isolated and has not occurred on other floors.

Not only is the matter disruptive, it is unsanitary. To help with that concern, LO will provide anti-bacterial wipes so that you may have the comfort of cleaning surfaces, boxed tissues, and a germ-fighting spray for the 5th floor men’s restroom. Please use them freely.

We need your help! Please send an email to [Redacted], Chief of Security, each time you notice this condition in the 5th floor men’s restroom so that we may track disruptions, better understand the pattern, and work to identify a solution. Working together we can try our best to resolve the current situation, and hopefully return to the cleanliness and comfort of a safe work environment.

Thank you for your concern and thank you in advance for your diligence in reporting to [Redacted].

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