Caption Contests, Contests, Lawyer Advertising, Pictures, Reader Polls, Small Law Firms

Caption Contest Finalists: Can Sex Appeal Sell Legal Services?

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

After much controversy, let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists — and this time around, because there was such an uproar, you’re getting the best of the least sexist and misogynistic submitted captions (warning: some are still on the borderline):

A. Sister Wives, LLP
*With offices in Salt Lake City, Ogden, Provo, and now HONEYVILLE.

B. From Left to Right:

Melissa, the tough one
Sarah, the rebel
Marissa, the shy one
Mark, the one with the penis
Sandra, the boss
Jennifer, the flirt
Diana, the Giantess
Vanessa, the class clown
Alice, the . . . HOLY F**K, YOUR LEG IS ON FIRE!!!!!

C. “I don’t retain a law firm very often, but when I do, it’s this firm.”

–Dos Equis guy

D. Skirting the law to get you off.

E. USA: characters welcome.

F. On the next season of Big Love . . .

G. Pictured: A guy who takes a vacation every 4th week or so.

H. Juries only award them 70 cents for every dollar they award to male-dominated firms.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, JULY 28, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • B. (21%, 279 Votes)
  • D. (18%, 243 Votes)
  • H. (17%, 230 Votes)
  • C. (13%, 168 Votes)
  • G. (11%, 147 Votes)
  • E. (9%, 126 Votes)
  • A. (9%, 123 Votes)
  • F. (2%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,337

Loading ... Loading ...

Earlier: Caption Contest: Can Sex Appeal Sell Legal Services?

17 comments
(hidden for your protection)

comments sponsored by

Show all comments

Our Sites

  • Above the Law
  • How Appealing
  • ATL Redline
  • Breaking Defense
  • Breaking Energy
  • Breaking Gov
  • Dealbreaker
  • Fashonista
  •