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Caption Contest Finalists: The Sexiest Law School on Earth?

Are you into leather? How about fetishes? Then you're going to love this law school!

By Staci Zaretsky

onJuly 8, 2013 at 11:15 AM

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo (click to enlarge):

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists…

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From Pilot and Above The Law

Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. Hastings Career Services Dilemma: “Do we classify street walkers as self-employed or working in a small firm?”

B. UC Hastings, after failing to make the Above the Law rankings for 2013, goes all out to get Lat’s vote for the top spot for 2014.

C. Newest course offering: M & A & S & M

D. Hastings Law: Less Conservative than Berkeley.

E. New Exciting Classes Offered at UC Hastings this fall include:

Strip Searched: The 4th Amendment and You!
The BJ Rule: A Corporate Elective
Pasties and G-Strings: Zoning Laws and The 1st Amendment
Can I Sleep With My Client?: And other PR Questions

Independent Study on Learned Hand also available.

F. Hastings Law: Your one-stop-shop for JDs and STDs.

G. Due to declining enrollment, Hastings Law School entered into a merger with the local YMCA.

H. Owing to the unseasonably nice weather, Hastings had its job fair outdoors this year.

I. Hastings’ new “Leather Law Program” recruitment day – first 69 people receive free assless chaps!

J. Hastings accepts reality: Law firms may not be hiring in California, but the porn industry always is.