Caption Contest Winner: Legal Advertising For Dead People

Dead people can read? And hire lawyers? Who knew!?

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

On Friday, you voted on the finalists, and now it’s time to announce our caption contest winner…

As is customary with our caption contests, we will now reveal the backstory behind the picture. The picture was forwarded to a tipster because it was so amusing — after all, based on the reflection, it seems to have been taken inside of a grocery store. Clean up on aisle 5, someone’s been escheated.

Like the Almaraz Law Firm, we’ve communed with the dead to bring you today’s caption contest winner:

These new long-arm statutes are a real bitch.

Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an Above the Law t-shirt).

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Earlier: Caption Contest Finalists: Legal Advertising For Dead People
Caption Contest: Legal Advertising For Dead People

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