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Egyptian Politics As Filtered Through The Dumbest Attorney Alive

“I am hyper-sensitive when it comes to name calling and ethnic slurs — just look at my name. I bristle when people are derided as dumb Polacks, greedy Jews, smelly Pakis, stupid beaners, camel jockeys, frogs and gooks. There are many more but no reason to list them all.”

Deyan Ranko Brashich

Brashich, an NYU Law School graduate and attorney, just wrote a gem of a column for the Litchfield County Times. Let’s check out more from his bats**t editorial, shall we?

Brashich continues to establish his politically correct bona fides throughout his op-ed. Addressing the Egyptian revolution that is ostensibly the point of his spleen venting, he lays down this vituperation:

Egyptians have just earned the Olympic Gold Medal for Stupidity, all 84 million of them. They deserve whatever the future holds for them. Even though most of them do not remember nor were alive when King Farouk was sacked in 1952, they have exhibited ignorance and stupidity. I don’t care what their IQ and SAT scores are, or those other indices of intelligence we use to judge others. They are just plain dumb.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don’t care what their IQ and SAT scores are either, Deyan. I do, however, want to see their LSAT scores…

After an interminably long and boring discursion on Egyptian history, Brashich ends his column with a sweet, sweet mother**king bang:

The French will tell you “Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose,” or in this case the Egyptians. Just when I thought they couldn’t be any dumber, they go and do something like this. “My Egyptians are kinda stupid…The country is that way,” to paraphrase “Dumb and Dumber,” the movie, remember? Throwing out one dictatorship in exchange for another without change in sight, what a bunch of dupes.

Dumb and Dumber, the movie!!!! Oh man, this guy. This guy is my favorite guy of all time. You can read more of his surely parodic musings at his personal website. Or maybe now’s the time to subscribe to the Litchfield County Times? Do it already! Don’t be a dumb Egyptian!

OPINION: Three Failed Revolutions Have Duped the Egyptians [Litchfield County Times]

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