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Caption Contest Finalists: Giving ‘Ambulance Chaser’ A New Meaning

Because if you're going to chase ambulances, why not do it with decent gas mileage?

By Staci Zaretsky

onAugust 7, 2013 at 11:03 AMAugust 15, 2013 at 11:10 PM

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

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Here are the finalists (some captions that received the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, mixed with some of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. The ‘Employed at Graduation’ bus which tours the likes of Touro, Cooley, et al.

B. Pinsky Law: With offices in Midtown… now Downtown… now Midtown again.

C. Pinsky Law: Our new multipurpose vehicles function as ambulances and hearses to get our clients where they need to be.

D. Specializing in hit and runs.

We offer free on-site consultations with our mobile office van, which is ADA compliant for those who were just run over by a car while in a clearly-marked cross walk.**

**Extra charge for dragging your body into the clearly-marked cross walk.

E. If you slip and fall, in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? PINSKY LAW!

F. Cooley OCI Schedule for Monday, August 12, 2013:

Firm: Pinsky Law
Location: Suspicious Van/Ambulance on street adjacent to campus
Interviewer: Mr. Stare Oidme

G. The “Ford Econoline Lawyer,” starring Matthew McConaughey, coming soon to a theater near you.

H. Pinsky Law: We live and work in a van down by the river.

I. Pinsky Law: “In accordance with Megan’s Law I am obligated to inform you…”

J. Wow, this is a really sad commentary on the state of this noble profession.

-Saul Goodman