Lawyerly Lairs: Everything Is Bigger In Texas (Part 1)

How many houses do you know with 13-car garages?

Here’s a description of the Friendswood estate that Tony Buzbee has put on the market for $4.75 million:

The best home in the Houston area – a true showcase. This 14,000+ sq ft estate sits on a 10 acre, lighted lot. Its open interior & outdoor spaces are ideal for entertaining. The home boasts a custom kitchen, living rooms, large game room, sports bar with three tvs, sauna, steam shower, extensive gym, outdoor kitchen, 12-foot-deep pool, fully lit tennis/sport court, elevator, wine/cigar room, & huge custom closets in the master. This home represents living at its best. You must see it to believe it.

We see it, and we believe — in the phenomenal success of Buzbee. This plaintiffs’ lawyer knows how to play defense; his castle is guarded by a gate (click to enlarge):

Here’s the house, a contemporary made of stone and wood, surrounded by vast expanses of lawn:

Truth be told, I find the facade uninspiring. Even though the house was built in 2006, it looks like a 1970s split-level (on steroids).

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But the interior is better than the exterior….

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