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Caption Contest Finalists: The Anatomy Of A Drinking Problem

Two of these legal problems will drive you to drink, so good thing the liquor store is just steps away.

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Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists, which were some of the best I’ve ever seen (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. The answer is a 7, a 7-year itch, and a 7&7.

B. I guess I misunderstood what was meant by “bottles and models” when I started law school.

C. Three things more probable 9 months after graduation than finding a job.

D. Look for the 3-for-1 coupon in this week’s edition of your law school newspaper.

E. The life and times of Elie Mystal.

F. The first two didn’t help me discharge my student loan debt, but the third helped me to not give a damn.

G. A lawyer’s life, in reverse chronological order.

H. If you’re looking for a good lawyer, the third one is probably your best bet.

I. 4L, 5L, 6L.

J. I’ll take a chapter 7, a complex divorce, and a case of Busch. To go, please.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • I. (24%, 273 Votes)
  • C. (18%, 204 Votes)
  • A. (15%, 173 Votes)
  • G. (10%, 117 Votes)
  • E. (8%, 96 Votes)
  • F. (8%, 87 Votes)
  • J. (6%, 66 Votes)
  • D. (5%, 59 Votes)
  • H. (4%, 43 Votes)
  • B. (2%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,140

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