Did you lose all your money? Did your girl leave you? Is your life in shambles? Do you feel like you’re trapped in a bad country song?

Perhaps you’ve visited this sad little strip mall and stepped into all three of these stores one time too many…

Here’s the picture for our caption contest. One thing leads to another:

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!

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