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Caption Contest Winner: The Anatomy Of A Drinking Problem

You'll never guess what kind of drama we discovered when trying to find out who owned the law offices pictured here.

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Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

On Thursday, you voted on the finalists, and now it’s time to announce the winner of our caption contest…

As is customary with our caption contests, we will now reveal the backstory behind the picture. A reader came across this picture on Reddit a few weeks ago, and we were asked to figure out which law firm had chosen to advertise its services on that prime piece of real estate. As it turns out, it’s really two offices, and they’re not law firms at all. In the center, under the “Divorce” sign, we’ve got Park Paralegal, a divorce document processing service. Next door under the “Bankruptcy” sign is a competing shop that’s allegedly run by a woman named Lucy Stewart. Park Paralegal has this warning on its website:

***** WARNING: PLEASE BE AWARE IF YOU COME TO THE OFFICE PLEASE GO INTO THE DOOR DIRECTLY UNDER THE DIVORCE SIGN. THE PERSON UNDER THE BANKRUPTCY SIGN (LUCY) HAS BEEN POSING AS AN EMPLOYEE OF PARK PARALEGAL AND TAKING PEOPLES MONEY. DO NOT LET HER FOOL YOU! SHE DOES NOT WORK FOR PARK PARALEGAL. *****

It sounds to me like Lucy and the good folks at Park Paralegal need to head to the liquor store, have a beer, and sort out their differences. Maybe they’ll share a laugh over the winner of our caption contest:

4L, 5L, 6L.

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Thanks to everyone for suggesting comments and for voting. If you wrote the winning caption, feel free to email us, subject line “Caption Contest Winner,” to claim your prize (an Above the Law t-shirt).

These 3 businesses go together like peas in a pod. [Reddit]
Park Paralegal [Business Website]
DIVORCE – B STREET – GO TO PARK PARALEGAL ((719) 632-1985) (UNDER THE DIVORCE SIGN!) [Craigslist]

Earlier: Caption Contest Finalists: The Anatomy Of A Drinking Problem
Caption Contest: The Anatomy Of A Drinking Problem

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