Caption Contest: Biglaw In A Bottle

Drink the sweet, sweet nectar of Biglaw attorney advertising...

If you want to convince potential clients to hire your firm, one of the best ways to do so is to give them some free swag. It makes the whole experience of being wooed by a law firm all the more memorable. You just need to make sure the freebies don’t flop with your audience.

Check out the “energy drink” that one Biglaw firm is giving away for free. Unless that bottle is full of cocaine, we’re not sure it’s going to work…

Here’s the photo for our latest caption contest. Drink the sweet, sweet nectar of attorney advertising:

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!

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