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Caption Contest Finalists: Please, Sir, We’d Like S’More Clients

Perhaps these tasty treats can be roasted over the flames of Biglaw rejects' résumés?

By Staci Zaretsky

onOctober 22, 2013 at 12:28 PM

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

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Here are the finalists, which were… very ATL-centric (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few of the more underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. With CSC Legal Services, you get chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows. But with ATL, you just get a chocolate marshmallow and a big cracker.

B. I WANNA HATEF**K EVERYTHING ON THAT TABLE!!! – Meg Lanker-Simons

C. Dear Mr. Mystal-

This correspondence is in response to your complaint letter dated October 17, 2013. Unfortunately, ALL marshmallows are “white” and, therefore, we find no merit to your
allegations. Accordingly, we consider this matter closed.

Respectfully,

-CSC Concierge Legal Services

D. Need help with that Motion to D’Smiss? Hire us!

E. In a Biglaw associate’s eyes: What’s this? A dessert I have to make? No thank you.

In an unemployed attorney’s eyes: What’s this?! Dinner for three days?! Thank you!!

F. Great! I have these ingredients, now I just need to find a metal trash can I can drag under the bridge with me for a fire!! Everything’s coming up Millhouse Recent Law Graduate!!

— Recent Law Graduate

G. Looks like it’s bonus season again.

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thank you very much!

What is the best caption for this photo?