Caption Contest: Please, Sir, We'd Like S'More Clients

Perhaps these tasty treats can be roasted over the flames of Biglaw rejects' résumés?

Bringing in new business is tough, but understanding who your customers are is apparently even tougher.

Everyone and their mother knows that in the wonderful world of Biglaw, associates are nothing more than glorified document monkeys with six-figure salaries. It’s the partners who make all of the important decisions and carry all of the purchasing power.

It seems like this legal services provider didn’t get that memo…

Here’s the photo for our latest caption contest. Perhaps the associates who received the ingredients for these tasty treats can roast these over a burning pile of Biglaw rejects’ résumés:

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by SUNDAY, OCTOBER 20, at 11:59 p.m. (Eastern time). Thanks!

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