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If A Raccoon Could Fill Out A FAFSA Application, They’d Totally Let It Into Law School

A large raccoon has secreted itself in a tree on Gordon Plaza. While it is unusual for this type of animal to be in the middle of Baltimore City, it does not appear to be sick and/or injured; nor is it aggressive. Baltimore City Animal Control and Physical Plant personnel have been notified. Do not approach the raccoon, and call the UBPD [Redacted] if circumstances dictate.

— A bulletin sent out to the University of Baltimore Law community, after a masked mammal took up residence near campus.

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