Don't Like Gay Marriage? Ban ALL Marriage, Bro!

Fratty state rep probably funneled a beer before thinking up this idea.

[My constituents are] willing to have that discussion about whether marriage needs to be regulated by the state at all.

— Oklahoma State Rep. Mike Turner, in defense of his recently filed shell bill, the Preservation of Marriage Act, that could be rewritten to ban ALL marriages in Oklahoma, not just the same-sex ones, in response to further court rulings on the state’s gay marriage ban.

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