Caption Contest: Shelf Registration

What do you make of the contents of this bookshelf?

Some say that the eyes are the window to the soul. I’d revise that slightly: a person’s books are the window to the soul.

You can tell a lot about a person from his or her bookshelf. Their intellect, their interests, their seriousness, their sense of humor — all can be revealed by bookcase contents. Who among us has not, while visiting the home of a potential love interest, surreptitiously (or openly) ogled the bookshelves?

This brings us to the photo for our latest caption contest:

Okay, it’s not as funny as the photo from our last caption contest. But I have a theory that sometimes the funniest photos make for the weakest caption contests, and the weakest photos make for the funniest caption contests. So let’s see what you good people can do with this.

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

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Please submit your entries by TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

Earlier: Caption Contest: A Terrible, Terrible Typo

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