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Caption Contest Finalists: I Was Gonna Go To Court, But Then I Got High

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, which were pretty awesome (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. Obviously the most effective way to win joint custody.

B. He’s afraid the judge is going to impose “several joint” liability.

C. To judge: “You’re a towel.”

D. That kid’s defense just went up in smoke.

E. Putting the “lit” in litigation since 1996.

F. Obviously fake. Real zip codes don’t have letters in them.

G. Queries? I think the PC term is LGBT.

H. A rising 0L is ready to celebrate his admission to Cooley Law.

I. Upon discovering that a condition of his newly-inherited land was the payment of a feudal servitude, this young Englishman misinterpreted the meaning of “herbes” in the charter.

J. Pictured: William Stern’s desk at Morrison & Foerster.

Don’t puff, puff, pass on your opportunity to decide the winner. Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, MARCH 9, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • A. (26%, 161 Votes)
  • E. (12%, 75 Votes)
  • J. (12%, 74 Votes)
  • H. (11%, 66 Votes)
  • C. (11%, 65 Votes)
  • I. (7%, 42 Votes)
  • B. (7%, 41 Votes)
  • G. (6%, 37 Votes)
  • F. (6%, 34 Votes)
  • D. (4%, 24 Votes)

Total Voters: 618

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