Ed. note: Please welcome Above the Law’s new poet-in-residence, Qui Tam. You can read his inaugural column (and poem) over here.

On-campus interviews: the topic of this week’s Qui Tam observational “poem.” I can’t imagine a more dehumanizing job-related experience, unless of course you were one of those students who didn’t get any….

OCI

MOFO. Holy shit the guy they sent was so cool,
Leather jacket, no tie and 2 day stubble.
It’s a damn shame I didn’t get a call back,
But then again, nothing says douche like a Prada satchel and a pair of Persols.


Qui Tam, a weekly column of poetry about the legal profession, is penned by an arrogant T1 law graduate, former Biglaw associate, and current in-house lawyer. You can reach Qui Tam by email: quitammer@hotmail.com.


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