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Caption Contest Finalists: Seriously, What The Hell Are These Lawyers Wearing?!

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture (click to enlarge):

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, which were quite awesome (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. An alleged male prostitute (left) was acquitted today after being represented by his pimp in court.

B. We represent, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, and in the name of the lollipop guild, we’d like to welcome you to munchkin land.

C. And we maintain that Punxsutawney Phil did willfully defraud the people of this nation as to the duration of winter!

D. Damn, Prince has sure let himself go.

E. The only real victim here is fashion — and maybe dignity.

F. The city’s new crime-fighting duo: Willy Wonka and the Golden Ticket.

G. Isn’t this a picture of Dick Tracy and the Penguin at Batman’s funeral?

H. Well, the Admissions Office did say it was looking for colorful applicants.

I. I repeat that my client is not the Central Park Flasher. Dammit Karl keep your coat closed!

J. Lawyers? Nahhh. We’re the strippers, toots. Now do us a big favor here, and grab onto my distinguished colleague’s umbrella.

Lawyers, when it comes to your fashion and style, you better work. Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, APRIL 13, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • A. (25%, 194 Votes)
  • F. (17%, 130 Votes)
  • C. (13%, 103 Votes)
  • B. (11%, 86 Votes)
  • E. (9%, 70 Votes)
  • G. (7%, 56 Votes)
  • I. (6%, 44 Votes)
  • H. (4%, 31 Votes)
  • D. (4%, 29 Votes)
  • J. (4%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 763

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