9 Words Will Make You Smile, Laugh, Cry, And Then Laugh A Lot More
Brevity is the soul of a legal brief, and lawyers can learn a thing or two from this passage.
It’s a cringeworthy occasion for a judge whenever a lawyer asks for a word limit extension. Congratulations! You’re about to read a lot of unnecessary ramblings from people who don’t understand the power of well-crafted brevity.
That’s why any judge (or clerk as the case may be) will appreciate this string of 9 words capturing the soul of the American man’s relationship with the law….
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“Girlfriend pregnant,”
[Smile] Good for you guys!
“wife knows,”
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[Laugh] Ha ha! You’re screwed.
“must sell,”
[Cry] Hate to see a man parted from his hog.
“lawyer wants money”
[Laugh More] But of course the need for cash isn’t about providing for the baby or his prior family — it’s all about paying them lawyer bills!
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Pro tip: this guy might need more than $7800 before this is all over.
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