Animal Law, New Jersey, Perverts, Quote of the Day

New Jersey To Ban Bestiality, Hundreds Run To Molest Cows Before It’s Too Late

‘Please remoooooove your hands from my udders!’

I wish I could take credit for the bill but I cannot.

– New Jersey Assemblyman Jack Ciattarelli (R-Somerset), commenting on an intern’s suggestion to pass a bill to ban bestiality in light of a previous cow molestation case. The bill was unanimously approved.

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