New Jersey To Ban Bestiality, Hundreds Run To Molest Cows Before It's Too Late

Please remoooooooooove your hands from my udders!

I wish I could take credit for the bill but I cannot.

— New Jersey Assemblyman Jack Ciattarelli (R-Somerset), commenting on an intern’s suggestion to pass a bill to ban bestiality in light of a previous cow molestation case. The bill was unanimously approved.

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