Caption Contest: The Height Of Law School Toolishness

Being published in a law journal is kind of a big deal, but not as big of a deal as this law student would have you think.

Everyone knows that making law review is a major accomplishment in law school. When faced with a dismal job market, it’s a résumé line that may get your foot in the door. Being published on law review is an entirely different ball game. You’ll get offers everywhere you apply, and your grandma will be able to tell all of her friends you wrote part of a book. Everyone loves you and the world is good. Hooray!

Making and being published in a law journal outside of your law school’s flagship law review is still pretty cool. It’s still kind of a big deal, but not as big of a deal as this law student would have you think…

Here’s the picture for our latest caption contest. At least his tattoo is Bluebooked properly:

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by TUESDAY, AUGUST 19 at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time). Thanks!

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