The Greatest Lawyer Letter Ever? — Final Four

There are few competitions that can say "throwing a porn star off the roof has a good shot to win." At least very few competitions outside of Bangkok.

And then there were four. According to Above the Law readers, these are the four best lawyer letters we’ve ever profiled. Four testaments to becoming a legal legend. Or at least a minor celebrity to the ATL faithful. In a couple of weeks it’ll all be over and we’ll have a reigning champion against whom we can judge all future letters.

So which will it be? There are few competitions that can say “throwing a porn star off the roof has a good shot to win.” At least very few competitions outside of Bangkok.

The matchups this week brought few surprises. Every favorite won and most of them won by landslides. Ho hum. Will that continue?

No. 1 – A Great Response to a Cease and Desist Letter vs. No. 4 — The Greatest Response To A Cease And Desist Letter, Probably Written While Drunk

Brutal mockery of the township of West Orange for sending a threatening letter to a local political opponent versus a bar’s response to Starbucks over an alcoholic “Frappicino” drink. It’s two letters about how easily confused the ridiculously stupid public can be. Here’s a classic comment from the West Orange site:

On behalf of Florida, California and parts of Europe, I request you refrain from mentioning oranges on this site. People may become confused and try to juice your site, or take a bite of it, resulting in serious mouth or blender damage.

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West Orange rolled through the last round with more votes than any letter in the whole competition. Can they keep it up?

No. 2 – This Lawyer Just Wrote The Best Smackdown Letter You’ll See Today vs. No. 3 — The Most Epic Lawyer Response Ever To A Porn Star Threatening To Sue

Demolition of Kirkland & Ellis for trying to bully a non-party witness versus the seminal letter about throwing a naked woman off a building. This one features two lawyers telling the other side that their arguments won’t fly — figuratively and literally.

This is an epic matchup. I can’t help but think Tom Goldstein’s magnum opus is going to sneak past the higher-seeded competition.

Polls will remain open until Monday, September 1, at 11:59 p.m.

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Which Is The Better Lawyer Letter?

  • No. 1 – A Great Response to a Cease and Desist Letter (74%, 333 Votes)
  • No. 4 — The Greatest Response To A Cease And Desist Letter, Probably Written While Drunk (26%, 117 Votes)

Total Voters: 450

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Which Is The Better Lawyer Letter?

  • No. 3 — The Most Epic Lawyer Response Ever To A Porn Star Threatening To Sue (54%, 248 Votes)
  • No. 2 – This Lawyer Just Wrote The Best Smackdown Letter You’ll See Today (46%, 213 Votes)

Total Voters: 461

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