You Mad Bro? Someone Is NOT Happy With The Job Market

Parody classified mercilessly takes down the job market.

Someone on Craigslist isn’t happy with the job market in Charleston, South Carolina. Apparently law firms down there make hefty and cynical demands of their potential associates.

We understand that the market for attorney employment isn’t great right now, and we’re looking to capitalize on that so that we can maximize our earnings and minimize our costs. While this does mean a few more Ramen noodle meals for you, just think of how pleased you’ll be when you see us (the partners) cruising the waterways on our new boats or when we’re able to buy a second Lexus SUV for our wives. We understand that you’re seeking to build a career and pay off high-interest student loans, but second homes don’t come cheap and neither does the maintenance for my Mercedes to get there. And don’t worry, I don’t have any problems sleeping at night.

Thus, this parody classified. It’s already been taken down, but we grabbed a screen cap…

You can click on these to embiggen.

I wonder what’s required? And the compensation?

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Bravo anonymous Craigslist poster!

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