Quote of the Day, Samuel Alito, SCOTUS, Supreme Court

I Still Trust Him More Than Alito

A frighteningly cruel and capricious future Supreme Court justice.

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At press time, the child whose future decisions will touch the lives of every American citizen for generations went inside to find a lighter.

— The Onion, describing how an 8-year-old future Supreme Court justice spent his day brutally dismembering a grasshopper. The Onion envisions the Court dominated by a psychopath “who will go on to be the court’s crucial swing vote under five consecutive administrations,” and who “laughed out loud and implored the helpless creature to jump.” That sounds about right.

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